Tuesday 10 March 2009

Richard Gere Loses Plot

Yup, not too long after stopping just short of sexually assaulting Shilpa Shetty on stage in front of thousands, and a long time since all that hamster/anus interface crap, Richard Gere has claimed that one day China could have a Tibetan leader if the election of Obama is any sort of pointer.

Maybe he hasn't went totally mental though. This may all be an elaborate suck up job to the Dalai Lama so that he gets his blessing to play him in a biopic. Not the best piece of casting ever, I'll admit, but if Gere goes method and shaves his hair off it could work. That or they could use those effects from Benjamin Button in reverse and digitally shrivel his face up a bit.

It may sound far fetched now but if this project is announced remember where you read it first!

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