The Splice Advent Calender 25/12/07

IT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Splice Advent Calender 24/12/07

Well it's Winterville Eve and it wouldn't be the festive period without a bit of Cliff:



Oh I sleigh me (geddit, SLEIGH, cos it's Christmas n stuff!)!

Of course I'm not going to include the only man in the music business to have had less sex than the Virgin Mary (although he's probably taken more drugs) because I'm not over the age of 80, so here's Wizzard (and a bit of Jimmy Saville, the World's oldest ned):

The Splice Advent Calender 23/12/07

Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas everyone!

The Splice Advent Calender 22/12/07

And now for a few of the best Xmas songs over the next few days, mainly because I'm a lazy sod:

The Splice Advent Calender 21/12/07

I don't like the threat implied by this song, "you'd better watch out, 'cos Santa's pissed man an' he'll cut ya if you mess with him!"

The Splice Advent Calender 20/12/07

A Christmas song... for you:




Well framed eh? Next I'll be getting a phone call frae Michael Bay askin me to do Transformers 2. I am of course suggesting that he intentionally sets out to confuse us!

The Splice Advent Calender 19/12/07

Sorry Die Hard isn't the greatest Xmas movie ever, Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny is:

The Splice Advent Calender 18/12/07

Download this and keep the X-Fuddster off number one.

The Splice Advent Calender 17/12/07

Lustige Videos – Gratis Fun Video – Deine funny Videos bei Clipfish

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The best Xmas movie ever:

The Splice Advent Calender 15/12/07

Is it just me or should Rudolph have told Santa to go fuck himself?

Santa: "Hey Rudolph. See hows it's foggy n aw that? Ya wanna guide the sleigh?"

Rudolph: "Really?"

Santa: "Really."

Rudolph: "Really? So after aw these years o no goin oot and bein ignored by ye, aw o a sudden you want me to guide yer sleigh. No jus help pull it, guide it. Now why would that be?"

Santa: "Because I value and trust you Rudolph. Your the one fer me!"

Rudolph: "Well I wisnae aw those times ye turnt a blind eye to the hazin frae Prancer n aw that wis I? Let me guess, cause it's foggy there's finally a use fir me. I can light the night sky. Is that it?"

Santa: "Well aye."

Rudolph: "Or mibbies it's because naebody will be able to see you hingin oot wae the FREAK WAE THAT HING ON HIS FACE! Is that it? You too ashamed to be seen wae me?

Santa: "No...not at..."

Rudolph: "Cram it ya auld pie.Ye can shove yer sleigh up yer FAT ARSE cos I'm out! Get it right roon ye!"

Or something to that affect.

The Splice Advent Calender 14/12/07

Oh Holy shite:



(Supposedly a genuine audition for a Christian Music school)

Thanks to MonsterXmas on the MST3K Discussion Board for the link to this!

The Splice Advent Calender 13/12/07

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A Christmas greeting from the guys at Rifftrax (scroll down for the video).

The Rifftrax site has the commentary they did for the abysmal Star Wars Holiday Special (Lucas don't want you to see this trainwreck).

And from last year there's the commentary they did for Nestor the Long Eared Christmas Donkey (a short clip):



Fill your Christmas with Riff related cheer!

The Splice Advent Calender 11/12/07

A Christmas joke for you, please don't hate me!

The Splice Advent Calender 10/12/07

Here's my Christmas card to you! May all your Christmas' be shite.

The Splice Advent Calender 9/12/07

Guess what? It actually snowed a wee bit yesterday right after I shot the video of the pissin' rain!

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Or I saw my mother getting it on with an older gentleman and he's bought my silence by giving me a Nintendo Wii.

The Splice Advent Calender 6/12/07

'Tis the season to be jolly!