My Name Is Bruce: The Review

Well it has been thoroughly watched from start to finish and here are my thoughts;

It's puerile, stupid, has racially stereotypical characters, the plot's pretty much the same as Three Amigoes, flat direction, poor acting, poorer special effects, a cheap looking monster, the plot's pretty much the same as Galaxy Quest, geographically stereotypical characters, a corny love story, dick jokes, fart jokes, hundreds of references to bad Bruce Campbell films, it's damn cheesy, it features gay cowboys, the plot's pretty much the same as A Bug's Life, guy drinks piss and complains that it's warm joke, no nudity, corn syrup all over the place,

AND I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

And I bet you won't. Because you like "proper" movies that don't star Bruce Campbell as himself fighting a Chinese God of war. What a boring life you must lead.