Pixar On A Budget

The Hadron Collider And Black Holes

Film Criticism

Here's some in depth film criticism:

If Roger Corman Had Made Transformers

Remember in the misty, sepia toned days of Splice (March last year) I posted a rant I made about Roger Corman and had a little giggle about the version of Fantastic 4 that he made:



Well it turns out he also made an aborted version of Transformers and Splice can present to you now the World exclusive unearthing of what exists of this film, that was in no way made by me whilst bored, honest!

Technology Vs. Paper

Applause: America's Vice

Toilet Paper: A Rant

Bright Eyes

Help Save Ginger People

Here's the first video sketch thingy from the Splice YouTube Channel



Together We Can!

Splice YouTube Channel

It's right here! That's right, Splice, this thing here, is now on YouTube, only about a decade after everyone else!

It's full of all the guff that's been posted here so far but a few video epics are in the works, the first of which is close to completion as I type.

Oh and in case you were wondering, I've also been working on a write-up for vaginal muncher movie Teeth and my next entry in Splice's Greatest Films of the 90's feature.

It's all go so it is!

Splice's Guide To Acting

Ratatouille

Or Rat-a-too-ee, as the advert so helpfully points out. Here's my thoughts:



A fan-tas-tic w-ee pic-ture.

Wii Movie

So off of the back of the games that should be turned into films piece from a few months back here's a games related movie that's sure to be a hit!



Games made me unfit and now the Wii is reaping a terrible, terrible revenge!

Hello!

Welcome to Splice 2.0 (I think that's how the kids say it I don't fuckin' know, who do they think they are anyway with their parties and ridiculous hairdos?), or Splice wae some shitey video bits not taped off a phone! Here's the tester video that I made just so I could fart about with all the graphics and effects and the like! Enjoy:




The battery was running out after I farted about with it so the quality's not great. I'll try and work some kinks out in the not too distant future!

Edit: the mic's not up to much so the letter "s" is causing some problems. This means any video posting's sound will be terrible but I'll try to work something out. Ah the amateur attempts of a bum to do "internet" things!

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