Fannybaws

Hurrah terrorism's finally come to Glasgow, and in typical Scottish fashion they bawsed it up big time. Whit a couple o fannies! Of course this could have been a tragic event if the two weren't so utterly fuckin useless! Imagine no bein able to drive through automatic doors cos the vehicle they chose was too big! This doesn't look like the work of criminal masterminds here people. Probably two fuckwits frae Govan that decided to ruin everybody's summer holidays.

The typical Scottish reaction to this event can be found here:

http://forum.consolevania.com/index.php?topic=1728.0

We know how to laugh don't we?

Update: I know this is mainly a film blog, but since this thing happened about five minutes from where I live and I cannae be fucked startin one o those online diary whingeathon blogs I thought I'd post about it here.

Turns out the two fuckwits were based in Houston, or Spam Belt Valley, just up the road from sunny Paisley. This explains the 4x4 that buggered the entire plan cos what better way to fit in to middle-class suburbia than with a jeep?

I posted this piece on Breaking Balls as well, a link to the Bebo page is in the links bit over there under that ginger twat, it explains what it is there. If you want to jump straight to the blog in question on said page here's a link, you lazy sod!

http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=2540164958&BlogId=4329043512