Ruud's Halloween

I thought i would just say on the subject of Halloween that this year is one of the only years that Halloween actually falls in my home town the same day it falls in everyone elses.

Halloween in Kimarnock is on the last friday of October, every year, the 31st of October means nothing to the good Killie people, if the 31st falls on a Thursday, then we have done all our trick or treating (rubbish americanism which blows big fat ones) or rather going round the doors with your party piece and basically forgot about auld hallows eve before the rest of the western world has got round to dressing up!

But this year the last friday IS the 31st or rather was, so the planets are aligned and Killie becomes part of the human race again.

Halloween: a pointless exercise which teaches bad things for children to learn. Never talk to strangers we were told, except on th 31st (last friday in Killie remember) of October when you can go around strange weirdos and local paedos doors and ask for sweets and apples, monkey nuts and the occasional fifty pence bit. where is the sense in that? fuck of back to america halloween where you belong, we want our kids kept safe and not growning up a bunch of Britney Spearses and Linsey Lohans!

actually, that has given me a thought,

Halloween usually means that hot burds are careening round the town dressed like slutty nurses and sexy bees generally more scantilly clad than we are used to seeing in the times after the clocks go back, fuck it, come on back Halloween! all is forgiven!

Scary Films.

the splice guide to halloween scary films has been a more or less Ruud free zone, basically cos i dont like them. saw a few but thats it. i could make up for it by a wee look at films where folk burn shit to the ground for Guy Fawkes night but fuck that, no i will turn my attention to the spice guide to romance in the lead up to Valentines! or is that a bit gay?

Ruud Keroauc