Thursday 19 June 2008

Gummi Bears: The Movie

Well since everything else from the 80's, and my childhood, has been plundered by every art form (lazy fuckers these artists, eh?) I thought I may as well put forward this gem as a possible blockbuster movie/toy release, Gummi Bears! Remember the show? Here's a little memory jog for ya:



Imagine, Michael Bay directing a bunch of CGI bears. Obviously the setting would have to be updated to now. We could have the Gummis fighting international terrorism using their bouncing abilities. Hell we could even go the gritty route and incorporate a drugs metaphor. That human bloke could become addicted to that magic juice and it causes almighty mood swings and his arms to balloon.

I smell hit!

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