Tuesday 1 April 2008

Shatner To Appear In New Star Trek After All

Or at least part of him.

Yes Splice can exclusively reveal that William Shatner's hairpiece is set to appear in JJ Abrams new Star Trek film. It's set to play a mini Cousin It style alien that Scottie's been keeping as an illegal pet down in the engine room.

This is big news for Shatner's hairpiece, last seen helping Martin Starr achieve the "Dirty Man" look in the comedy Knocked Up. "I'm excited" he declared.

William Shatner was unavailable for comment, but is said to be "pleased" for his hairpiece.

1 comment:

ruud kerouac said...

is there any possible way star trek will be any good?